Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt 10: Fantasy Football

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 9: "Kittens," Inspired by Kittens

"I want pie. I want beef jerky. I’m her mom. No she’s not."

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 8: Thrillbillies Double Wide

If you missed this amazingly amazing choreographed ATV ballet last year, perhaps you're not already familiar with Travis Pastrana and his merry crew of Thrillbillies. Prepare to become acquainted with awesomeness. Peep this shit. Nitro Thrillbillies 2: Double Wide.

World Music, The Series, Pt. 2: This is Chicago not D.C. - The Blue Ribbon Glee Club Sings Fugazi

D.C. Hardcore Staple - Smug Sanctimoniousness + Choral Arrangement = Wicked Cool!



They also cover the Pixies and the Dead Kennedys

http://www.myspace.com/theblueribbongleeclub

Amazing Amazingness, the Series, Pt. 6: Cheese Racing

Sweet Merciful Fuck do I ever want a grilled cheese and a cold certified! Next to NASCAR(obvs) and Skeet Shooting, UK stylee CheeseRacing has got to be the most exciting, thrill-a-minute, straight-balls-out-adrenaline-pumping sport going. Check this shit now!!

This Is Neat: The Series, Pt 2: CUPCAKE COURIER!

Life changing amazingness!!!!

The CUPCAKE COURIER is able to transport and/or store up to thirty-six cupcakes or muffins all in one easy, great looking container!

The CUPCAKE COURIER's 3 trays can be removed, and the unit can double as a cake courier.

The CUPCAKE COURIER is available now in 4 translucent colors. Petal Pink, Lemon Grass, Saffron Yellow, or the original Soft Blue Sky.

PETAL PINK! YES!!!

www.cupcakecourier.com

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 5: Mike Tyson: Fornicate

Sweet merciful christ, I almost forgot about this little gem. Some choice quotes;

“I normally don’t do interviews with womens unless they fornicate with me. So you probably shouldn’t talk to me no more.”
“I’m 36 years old. I never dreamed of living this long. I never dreamed of fornicating with as many womens as I did.”
“I may like fornicating more than other people. I’ve sacrificed so much in my life. Can I at least get laid. Can I at least get a blow job?”

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 4: ESL-USA A.O.K.!!!

More amazing amazingness from this weekend's Dupont and Dufferin bar crawl. Uncle Ryan kicking out the patriotic jams at O Patio's spanish language karaoke throw down.

R. Kelly is Sexy!!

Sheeeeeeeiiiiiitttttt; Stormin' Mormon's amazing amazingness and Riskay's mad fresh hiphop stylings got me thinking of how much I love R. Kelly, the velvet voiced lady killer behind such bedrooms jams as Same Girl, Trapped In the Closet and my perennial favourite You Remind Me of My Jeep. If this boy don't make you want to get down to some sexin' you ain't got a pulse.

Amazing Amazingness: The Series, Pt.3: Lipstick on Your Collar 2.0

Back in the day, when a woman had suspicions that her man might be messing around behind her back, there were a number of investigative methods she could employ to determine whether or not it was so: look for lipstick on his collar, check his suit jacket for phone numbers and matchbooks from seedy hotels, etc.

Obviously, dudes have caught on to how they're getting caught, and as a result "ladies" have had to start stepping up their game so as not to be made a fool.

Which brings us to the latest and most obvious approach to sniffing out a skanky adulterer -- literally...

Please see instructional video below:

Amazing Amazingness: The Series, Pt. 2: Little Gino Date vs. Big Gino Date

Amazing Amazingness: The Series. Pt. 1