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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 5: Mike Tyson: Fornicate

Sweet merciful christ, I almost forgot about this little gem. Some choice quotes;

“I normally don’t do interviews with womens unless they fornicate with me. So you probably shouldn’t talk to me no more.”
“I’m 36 years old. I never dreamed of living this long. I never dreamed of fornicating with as many womens as I did.”
“I may like fornicating more than other people. I’ve sacrificed so much in my life. Can I at least get laid. Can I at least get a blow job?”