The Rock Finds His Neck. New Admirer

It’s kind of ironic that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson presented the award for Best Visual Effects at the Oscars this year, because I was shocked to see him working the red carpet with the best visual effect I’ve seen in a long time: his neck.

It’s amazing what a difference a neck makes.

I never really noticed “The Rock” before. Now I do. Now I notice him in a way that has me dreaming up various wrestling scenarios. With costumes. I’m just sayin’.

Before:

After:

Tom Hanks cuts hair. Changes my life.

The best surprise of the Academy Awards this year was when Tom Hanks walked out on stage with a fancy new haircut and 50 less pounds in water weight.

Tom Hanks is the epitome All-American, all-likeable movie star and he was finally looking the part again! Handsome! Articulate! Amiable! Charming! Tom Hanks for president!