Amazing Things Said Today: Positivity

Steve to Mel: Hey check out this book I just got from Doug, it’s about making a positive contribution to the world.

Mel to Steve: Why do you have it then?

Steve to Mel: Good question.

Two Good Reasons to Hate Liberal Arts Majors;

1. They think shouting "Shame!!!" at a bunch of administrative desk jockeys is a act of revolutionary insurrection;



2. They dress like Yasser Arafat and can't seem to leave the Middle East out of any of their silly little protests;





Ever wonder what happened to Abbie Hoffman? He invented Yuppies. Then he killed himself.

Hillary Clinton Is a TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT!

"I just thank Heather Mills for the person she is and the good work she does for all of us. God bless you Heather." - Hillary Clinton, Democratic Retard with aspirations to be President of USA and even less public relations acumen than George W. Bush



Considering the feeble state of her ill advised campaign for the Democratic nomination you'd think someone in her camp would have told her dropping an endorsement of Heather "one fucking legged seal hugger" Mills right now would be a bad idea. Apparently Bill's too busy doing the man's work (banging interns) to let her know that traditionally, Presidential types shy away from bad news stories. I mean does anyone like Heather Mills?

The Lohan “ladies” – straight out of a modern day fairy-tale

Slutty. Sluttier. Sluttiest.

Amazing Amazingness: The Series, Pt. 2: Little Gino Date vs. Big Gino Date

Michel Houellebecq: My Hero

So, there I was reading my boy Stephen Marche's most recent provocation about Alain Robbe-Grillet (a pretentious mid-century French novelist, surely beloved by most of the untenured faculty at York University) and I got to thinking about the Frogs I like, namely Michel Houellebecq, author of one of the most fantastically deranged novels ever written, The Elementary Particles. Should you be in doubt about how awesome this book is, check out IMDB's list of keywords for the recent German film adapation, Elementarteilchen;

* Night Club
* Camping
* Oral Sex
* Casual Sex
* Hallucination
* Sex In Swimming Pool
* Bathtub
* Necrosis
* Berlin
* Husband Wife Relationship
* Sexual Harassment
* Hospital
* Promiscuity
* Female Full Frontal Nudity
* Insanity
* Boyfriend Girlfriend Relationship
* Germany
* Cloning
* Hysterectomy
* Nightclub
* Switch
* Nervous Breakdown
* Loss Of Loved One
* Mother Son Relationship
* Nudist Camp
* Wheelchair
* Mental Illness
* Swingers Club
* Nudism
* Midlife Crisis
* Scientist
* Pillow Talk
* Abortion
* Sex Talk
* Female Nudity
* Dying Woman
* Topless
* Profanity
* Cemetery
* Jacuzzi
* Paraplegic
* Semen
* Corpse
* Male Full Frontal Nudity
* Hippie
* Convertible
* Loss Of Girlfriend
* Beach
* Male Virgin
* Masturbation
* Loss Of Mother
* Racist
* Freak Accident
* Unhappy Marriage
* Childhood Friend
* Biologist
* Suicide
* Flashback Sequence
* Femme Fatale
* Lingerie
* Brother Half Brother Relationship
* Schoolgirl
* Based On Novel

So, there it is. The French can actually do something right. Godbless betches.

Amazing Amazingness: The Series. Pt. 1