No, Fuck You and the Shetland Pony Your Adorable Dog Rode In On

I'm not exactly sure what my esteemed compatriot, who, as it happens, is employed by another large international publishing house, was googling for when she came across FUCKYOUPENGUIN.blogspot.com, but thank god she's found this gem. Verbally bitch-slapping cute overloading animals. That's entertainment!

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 8: Thrillbillies Double Wide

If you missed this amazingly amazing choreographed ATV ballet last year, perhaps you're not already familiar with Travis Pastrana and his merry crew of Thrillbillies. Prepare to become acquainted with awesomeness. Peep this shit. Nitro Thrillbillies 2: Double Wide.

Young Hollywood. I love it.

When did Dakota Fanning become a little lady?
Also, is it wrong that I always think of Amy Poehler and The Dakota Fanning Show?

Speaking of young Hollywood, here’s a nice visual:

A side-by-side comparison of Lindsay Lohan at age14 and her little sister Ali Lohan, aspiring singer/model/actress/train wreck like her sister, at the same age. Yes, 35 year old Ali Lohan is actually only 14.

The Lohan family is awesome.

World Music, The Series, Pt. 2: This is Chicago not D.C. - The Blue Ribbon Glee Club Sings Fugazi

D.C. Hardcore Staple - Smug Sanctimoniousness + Choral Arrangement = Wicked Cool!



They also cover the Pixies and the Dead Kennedys

http://www.myspace.com/theblueribbongleeclub

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 7: "My Book Decapitated Michael Ondaatje"

Couldn't tell you what the fuck Etcetera and Otherwise is about, but I'm pretty sure this is the best book trailer I've ever seen!



EtceteraandOtherwise.com

Amazing Amazingness, the Series, Pt. 6: Cheese Racing

Sweet Merciful Fuck do I ever want a grilled cheese and a cold certified! Next to NASCAR(obvs) and Skeet Shooting, UK stylee CheeseRacing has got to be the most exciting, thrill-a-minute, straight-balls-out-adrenaline-pumping sport going. Check this shit now!!

CJBox.net: John Cullum vs. Sam Ellitott

Jimmeny, check out today’s poll on CJBox.net, the topic: “Who would be the best Jess Rawlins if the BLUE HEAVEN movie is actually made?” Sam Elliot is totally kicking ass, but I’ve been thinking about this for quite a while and I've gotta say John Cullum is the man for the job. Yet he’s not even on the freaking list! Christmas! WTF are his webmasters thinking!?!?!?!?!

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