Young Hollywood. I love it.

When did Dakota Fanning become a little lady?
Also, is it wrong that I always think of Amy Poehler and The Dakota Fanning Show?

Speaking of young Hollywood, here’s a nice visual:

A side-by-side comparison of Lindsay Lohan at age14 and her little sister Ali Lohan, aspiring singer/model/actress/train wreck like her sister, at the same age. Yes, 35 year old Ali Lohan is actually only 14.

The Lohan family is awesome.

World Music, The Series, Pt. 2: This is Chicago not D.C. - The Blue Ribbon Glee Club Sings Fugazi

D.C. Hardcore Staple - Smug Sanctimoniousness + Choral Arrangement = Wicked Cool!



They also cover the Pixies and the Dead Kennedys

http://www.myspace.com/theblueribbongleeclub

Amazing Amazingness, The Series, Pt. 7: "My Book Decapitated Michael Ondaatje"

Couldn't tell you what the fuck Etcetera and Otherwise is about, but I'm pretty sure this is the best book trailer I've ever seen!



EtceteraandOtherwise.com

Amazing Amazingness, the Series, Pt. 6: Cheese Racing

Sweet Merciful Fuck do I ever want a grilled cheese and a cold certified! Next to NASCAR(obvs) and Skeet Shooting, UK stylee CheeseRacing has got to be the most exciting, thrill-a-minute, straight-balls-out-adrenaline-pumping sport going. Check this shit now!!

CJBox.net: John Cullum vs. Sam Ellitott

Jimmeny, check out today’s poll on CJBox.net, the topic: “Who would be the best Jess Rawlins if the BLUE HEAVEN movie is actually made?” Sam Elliot is totally kicking ass, but I’ve been thinking about this for quite a while and I've gotta say John Cullum is the man for the job. Yet he’s not even on the freaking list! Christmas! WTF are his webmasters thinking!?!?!?!?!

vs.

Bryan McCabe to be run out of town on a rail??

After waking up from his mid-afternoon nap, Leafs’ GM Cliff “Father Time” Fletcher made yet another bewildering comment to the press, confirming, yet again, that he has absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on with the organization. When reached for comment by the Star, Richard Peddie said, “Cliff looked so serene snoozing on his couch that I figured I’d just let him sleep for another couple of hours.

Shit Canned Stories, The Series, Pt. 2: Vage Stylee

Straight from the Notorious V.A.G.E.

Mornin’ Betches,

I too have been on the piss for the past five days. A synopsis;

Wednesday, drinking and BBQing with my dad in Burlington

Thursday, drinking and gardening with Lisa and my mom in Burlington. Evening activities, ice cream at Marble Slab in Oakville. Tasty. Also, first three episodes of Generation Kill. Amazing! Best line: (to Iraqi in dashiki thing): “Hey buddy, it’s ten in the morning, don’t think you it’s time you changed out of your pajamas?”

Friday, drinking on balcony with alcoholic buddies from the Sault, drinking at coke party on deck above circa with Hells Angels and downtown bar staff delinquents, eating roti at Alberts

Saturday, skateboarding, drinking and BBQing in Don Mills, watching the Great Outdoors and drinking, drinking at the Tap with coked out alcoholics from Sault, drinking and watching coked out strippers at the House of Lancaster

Sunday, hanging out with Snyders and drinking, drinking at punk rock show.

Monday, recovering

Today, still recovering.