Amazing Things Said Today: Honey, Fingerprints

Pt. 1 - At This Month Only, 1540 Dupont Street

Scary crackhead giving me the stinkeye at the bar:
I'm just wiping my fingerprints off this bottle so that when I smash it in your face the cops won't know it was me.... and an interesting sidebar; review from Toronto Restaurant Guide

Pt. 2 - At Ricoh Coliseum during first period of Marlies game

Frat dude to his underage girlfriend;
When I lived at Yonge and Eglinton there was this awesome bar that had K.Y. wrestling

Underage girlfriend to frat dude;
Yeah, I guess I'd do that, but imagine how slippery it would be; it's kinda gross. I'd totally do honey though.